ARE YOU A HOUSE GUEST FROM HELL?








I can almost feel your unrestrained excitement …
" Thank God it's Friday.."

Your bags are already packed, ready to go visiting a family relative, friend or lover.
Wait a minute!
Are you sure you are not an initiated member of the " house guest from hell" gang?

Yes, those whose visit leaves the host in palpitation, unhappiness, and departure clock watching?
Are you the type whose arrival notification phone call sets your proposed host sending you a " we are not in town" response?
 " All house guests bring happiness. Some when they arrive, some when they leave- Confucius"
You must be wondering why none of your hosts would want you around for a second visit... Let me save your the research stress, just tick your boxes bellow as appropriate...


  • Do you clean up the bathroom properly after use?
  • What is your toilet use habit?
  • Do you flush everything down or do you leave a bit for your host?
  • Do you pitch in on household  chores?
  • Are your children an unruly contaminant? 
  • Do you leave take out packs and trash under the bed?
  • What's  your menstrual hygiene habit?
  • Are you on a diet that will inconvenience your host?
  • Do you clear and wash your plates after being served?
  • Do you stay out late and hope to have your host wait up to welcome you back with a smile?
  • Does your prayer style inconvenience others?
  • Do you use other people's personal effect without permission?
  • Do you arriv
  • Are you a T.V remote control Emperor?
  • ... hey add up to the list!

Time to have a house guest makeover before you cause much more havoc than you have already done! 


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